My blood type is coffee. My spirit animal is a coffee bean. My therapist is a mug.



Why does this describe my life so perfectly

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Literally me every single day

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

Underrated post right here

The accuracy level is over 9000

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Whoever made this deserves an award

Saving this for future reference

I can't stop laughing at this

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Attempted to bake a cake. It now resembles a volcanic eruption. 0/10.

My 'gourmet' dinner turned into a charcoal briquette. At least the smoke alarm works!

My cooking fail went so viral, Gordon Ramsay probably felt it in his soul.

Tried to bake cookies, ended up with charcoal briquettes. My oven is a warzone. #CookingFail

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty in a bun. My disappointment is immeasurable.