My blood type is coffee. My personality is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'



I feel personally attacked by this

This is the content I came here for

Adding this to my meme collection

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This is why I love the internet

I can't stop laughing at this

My therapist needs to see this

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Literally me every single day

This made my whole day better

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome