Reporter tears into Maple Leafs’ new ‘con artist’ GM John Chayka in stunning press conference scene - New York Post

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.

My team scores: 'WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!' My team concedes: 'FIRE EVERYONE! THIS IS A DISGRACE!'

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my jersey. #SportsFans

My team won by 1 point. My neighbors now think I've lost my mind. #SportsFans

My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.

My team won. I'm pretty sure I just screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops. Worth it.