GPS said 'turn left in 500 feet.' My car said 'let's go off-roading!' Send help.

It's 70 degrees and sunny here. Meanwhile, my friend in Canada is building an igloo. #WeatherReport

Just witnessed a full-blown opera performance on the 8 AM bus. Never a dull moment.

Hearing the Windows 95 startup sound just unlocked a core memory. I'm ancient.

Finding my old Pokémon cards. My childhood was peak. #Nostalgia

The WiFi goes down: My brain cells: *emergency shutdown initiated*

GPS told me to turn left. I turned left. Now I'm in a cow pasture.