My blood type is coffee. My personality type is also coffee.



This is peak internet humor

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Pure gold content ๐

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

Pure gold content ๐

This hits different at 3am

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome