Dating app bio: 'Loves adventure!' First date: 'I only eat plain pasta and my cat is my soulmate.'



This is criminally underrated

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

The accuracy level is over 9000

This is peak internet humor

This made my whole day better

Literally me every single day

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This is peak internet humor

The way I screamed when I saw this

This hits different at 3am

Pure gold content ๐

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome