Autocorrect just turned 'I'm coming' into 'I'm cunning'. My mom is concerned.



Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My therapist needs to see this

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Saving this for future reference

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Sharing this with everyone I know

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome