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My screen time report just called me out. I spend more time scrolling than I do sleeping. Send help.

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My therapist needs to see this

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This made my whole day better

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Not me sending this to 47 people

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My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome