My blood type is coffee. My therapist said it's fine. #addiction #notanaddiction



Sharing this with everyone I know

I can't stop laughing at this

Saving this for future reference

Literally me every single day

I can't stop laughing at this

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

This made my whole day better

This is the content I came here for

Not me sending this to 47 people

Adding this to my meme collection

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.