My mic was off, but my camera was on during that whole Zoom rant. Send help.



The accuracy level is over 9000

I need this framed on my wall

Adding this to my meme collection

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

I can't stop laughing at this

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

I can't stop laughing at this

This is peak internet humor

I feel personally attacked by this

Not me sending this to 47 people

Underrated post right here

Autocorrect just changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist' in a work email. My career is over.

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

Ordered 'designer' shoes online. Got two left feet. Literally.

The person next to me on the bus is having a full-blown opera performance.
Public transport at 8 AM: a symphony of questionable smells and existential dread.

Just witnessed a full-blown opera on the bus. My commute is wilder than my dating life.