My dating app bio: 'Fluent in sarcasm & bad decisions.' Still single. Send help.



I need this framed on my wall

This hits different at 3am

Not me sending this to 47 people

Not me sending this to 47 people

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Why is this so relatable it hurts

Whoever made this deserves an award

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.