Aunt Carol just asked why I'm still single. Pass the wine, please.



My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

My therapist needs to see this

I need this framed on my wall

This made my whole day better

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Bruh moment right here

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome