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My dating app bio just says 'I can parallel park.' It's my only selling point. 🚗💨

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I need this framed on my wall

This is the content I came here for

Literally me every single day

Dead. Absolutely dead. 💀

Not me sending this to 47 people

This is the content I came here for

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My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome