My blood type is now 90% coffee. Send help (and more coffee). โ๏ธ๐



Forwarded to the group chat immediately

I need this framed on my wall

This made my whole day better

This is criminally underrated

I feel personally attacked by this

Why is this so relatable it hurts

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This made my whole day better

This is criminally underrated

Sharing this with everyone I know

This made my whole day better

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Saving this for future reference

This made my whole day better

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome