My phone battery percentage is my daily social media usage meter. It's never above 30%.



I feel personally attacked by this

My therapist needs to see this

This made my whole day better

The internet was invented for moments like this

Literally me every single day

Why is this so relatable it hurts

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Why is this so relatable it hurts

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Bruh moment right here

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.