Swiped right, matched, messaged 'hey.' That's my entire dating app win streak.



My therapist needs to see this

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

This deserves way more upvotes

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Bruh moment right here

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

I can't stop laughing at this

Sharing this with everyone I know

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'