Swiped right on a profile that said 'fluent in sarcasm.' Now I'm just confused.



Pure gold content ๐

My therapist needs to see this

This made my whole day better

The internet was invented for moments like this

This meme lives rent free in my head now

This is criminally underrated

I can't stop laughing at this

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'