My cat just knocked my coffee over, then stared at me like *I* did it.

My cat just stared at me while slowly pushing my coffee cup off the table. Zero regrets.

My cat just stared into my soul while slowly pushing my coffee cup off the table. This is my life now.

My cat just knocked my coffee off the table then looked at me like *I* was the problem.

My pet just stared into my soul while slowly pushing my coffee off the table. I still love them.

My cat just knocked over my water glass, stared me dead in the eye, then walked away. The audacity.

My cat just stared into my soul while slowly pushing my coffee off the counter. The audacity.