My seasonal depression is so bad I'm starting to identify with squirrels hoarding nuts.



Saving this for future reference

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This is why I love the internet

I just spit out my coffee ๐

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

I feel personally attacked by this

Why is this so relatable it hurts

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'