My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup'.



Why does this describe my life so perfectly

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This meme lives rent free in my head now

This made my whole day better

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Whoever made this deserves an award

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

I can't stop laughing at this

The internet was invented for moments like this

This is the content I came here for

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.