I go to the gym to lift my phone and scroll between sets. It's called active recovery.



Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

This hits different at 3am

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

This is peak internet humor

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

The accuracy level is over 9000

I can't stop laughing at this

This is peak internet humor

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

This hits different at 3am

This hits different at 3am

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.