My blood type is coffee. Don't talk to me before my first cup (or five).



Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This is the content I came here for

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

Not me sending this to 47 people

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

I just spit out my coffee ๐

This is why I love the internet

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Underrated post right here

I just spit out my coffee ๐

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

I feel personally attacked by this

Whoever made this deserves an award

Adding this to my meme collection

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.