Just remembered that impulse purchase from 3 months ago. It's still in the box. Send help.



My therapist needs to see this

I need this framed on my wall

This hits different at 3am

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Pure gold content ๐

This is why I love the internet

This is the content I came here for

This is criminally underrated

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My therapist needs to see this

I need this framed on my wall

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.