My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me until I've had coffee.'



Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My therapist needs to see this

Adding this to my meme collection

This meme lives rent free in my head now

The accuracy level is over 9000

This is the content I came here for

This is criminally underrated

Pure gold content ๐

This is why I love the internet

Bruh moment right here

I need this framed on my wall

Pure gold content ๐

Literally me every single day

I can't stop laughing at this

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Underrated post right here

Adding this to my meme collection

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.