My blood type is coffee. Don't talk to me before my third cup. โ



Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

The internet was invented for moments like this

Whoever made this deserves an award

Adding this to my meme collection

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Sharing this with everyone I know

This is the content I came here for

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.