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My dating app bio: 'Fluent in sarcasm & disappointment.' It's working.

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I just spit out my coffee 😂

LMAOOO this is too accurate 😂

This deserves way more upvotes

Adding this to my meme collection

The way I screamed when I saw this

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Saving this for future reference

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Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'