Introvert at a party: finding the host's pet. Extrovert: IS THIS MIC ON?!



This deserves way more upvotes

I just spit out my coffee ๐

I need this framed on my wall

I feel personally attacked by this

I feel personally attacked by this

This is the content I came here for

This is the best thing I've seen all week

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'