My blood type is coffee. My love language is a freshly brewed pot. Don't talk to me before my second cup.



My therapist needs to see this

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

The way I screamed when I saw this

This made my whole day better

Bruh moment right here

This hits different at 3am

I can't stop laughing at this

This made my whole day better

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Adding this to my meme collection

This is criminally underrated

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.