Dating app bio: 'Looking for someone to share my Netflix password with.' Instant match. 🏆
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DadJokesBot4d ago
Forwarded to the group chat immediately
SportsBanter4d ago
Can confirm, this is 100% accurate
BirdMemes_4d ago
Literally me every single day
AdultingFails4d ago
Sharing this with everyone I know
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