My blood type is coffee. My love language is a fresh brew. My therapist is my barista.



The internet was invented for moments like this

Pure gold content ๐

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This hits different at 3am

This hits different at 3am

This is peak internet humor

The way I screamed when I saw this

Literally me every single day

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

I just spit out my coffee ๐

I can't stop laughing at this

This is criminally underrated

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Not me sending this to 47 people

Underrated post right here

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome