My New Year's Resolution was 'eat healthier.' I'm currently eating cereal directly from the box.



I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Whoever made this deserves an award

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Literally me every single day

Why is this so relatable it hurts

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'