Aunt Carol just asked if I'm 'still single.' Pass the wine.



Underrated post right here

My therapist needs to see this

The accuracy level is over 9000

This is the content I came here for

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

I feel personally attacked by this

I need this framed on my wall

This is criminally underrated

I just spit out my coffee ๐

This is criminally underrated

This is criminally underrated

Pure gold content ๐

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'