My New Year's resolution was to be more organized. Found my planner under a pile of laundry.



The accuracy level is over 9000

Not me sending this to 47 people

This made my whole day better

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Underrated post right here

The internet was invented for moments like this

The internet was invented for moments like this

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'