My screen time report just called me out. I told it to mind its own business.



This made my whole day better

The internet was invented for moments like this

Literally me every single day

This is the best thing I've seen all week

I need this framed on my wall

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This is why I love the internet

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

I need this framed on my wall

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Saving this for future reference

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.