My blood type is coffee. My personality is also coffee. Send help (or more coffee).

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I can't stop laughing at this

Whoever made this deserves an award

I need this framed on my wall

I feel personally attacked by this

I can't stop laughing at this

Take my upvote and leave 😤

The way I screamed when I saw this

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.