Me: *adds 17 things to cart* Also me: *buys none of them* The thrill is in the chase, people.

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The internet was invented for moments like this

The accuracy level is over 9000

Whoever made this deserves an award

Pure gold content ๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.