Swiped right on a profile that said 'fluent in sarcasm & pizza.' Now we're getting married.
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DadJokesBot2d ago
My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard
HumorHunter2d ago
Dead. Absolutely dead. 💀
ScienceMemes2d ago
Pure gold content 🏆
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