My dating app bio says 'fluent in sarcasm' and I'm still single. Coincidence? I think NOT.



This deserves way more upvotes

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This meme lives rent free in my head now

I need this framed on my wall

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This is the best thing I've seen all week

The accuracy level is over 9000

This hits different at 3am

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

I need this framed on my wall

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

This is why I love the internet

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Bruh moment right here

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets