Went to the gym. Did 3 reps. Took a selfie. Called it a day. Peak performance achieved.



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Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

This is criminally underrated

Literally me every single day

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

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Underrated post right here

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

I can't stop laughing at this

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

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LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets