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My New Year's resolution lasted 3 days. My new resolution is to accept I'm a snack goblin.

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My therapist needs to see this

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

The accuracy level is over 9000

Adding this to my meme collection

This hits different at 3am

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Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'