Matched with my ex's cousin. Swiped left so fast I broke the sound barrier. #DatingAppFails



Adding this to my meme collection

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Saving this for future reference

Not me sending this to 47 people

This is the best thing I've seen all week

My therapist needs to see this

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

I feel personally attacked by this

The internet was invented for moments like this

Why is this so relatable it hurts

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets