My New Year's resolution was 'eat healthier.' I'm currently eating pizza for breakfast.



This made my whole day better

Not me sending this to 47 people

Not me sending this to 47 people

This is peak internet humor

This meme lives rent free in my head now

The accuracy level is over 9000

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This is why I love the internet

Not me sending this to 47 people

Literally me every single day

This is why I love the internet

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets