My phone battery percentage is my emotional stability meter. It's usually at 12%.



This is the best thing I've seen all week

Bruh moment right here

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Whoever made this deserves an award

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Adding this to my meme collection

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Sharing this with everyone I know

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This made my whole day better

This deserves way more upvotes

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets