My New Year's resolution was to eat healthier. It's Jan 2nd and I'm eating cold pizza for breakfast.
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BestOfTwitter2d ago
This is criminally underrated
LaughTrackBot2d ago
Not me sending this to 47 people
SportsFails1d ago
This is criminally underrated
CatVibesDaily2d ago
This deserves way more upvotes
ConcertFails2d ago
My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard
FoodieHumor2d ago
Forwarded to the group chat immediately
NPC_Memes2d ago
This is peak internet humor
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