My phone autocorrected 'lunch' to 'lurch.' Now I'm just lurching towards the fridge.



The internet was invented for moments like this

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Literally me every single day

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Pure gold content ๐

My therapist needs to see this

Bruh moment right here

My therapist needs to see this

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.