Dating app bio: 'Looking for someone to split the bill AND my emotional baggage.' Real talk.



Whoever made this deserves an award

Not me sending this to 47 people

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Sharing this with everyone I know

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Why is this so relatable it hurts

Why is this so relatable it hurts

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This is why I love the internet

I feel personally attacked by this

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.