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My New Year's resolution to 'eat healthier' lasted until 11:59 PM on Jan 1st. Nailed it.

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Dead. Absolutely dead. 💀

Not me sending this to 47 people

Bruh moment right here

This is the best thing I've seen all week

I need this framed on my wall

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Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Me: 'I need this!' *adds to cart* Package arrives: 'What even IS this?' #OnlineShoppingRegrets