Went to the gym. Did one rep. Now I'm sore for 3-5 business days. Worth it.

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I need this framed on my wall

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My therapist needs to see this

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My team scores: 'WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!' My team concedes: 'FIRE EVERYONE! THIS IS A DISGRACE!'

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Me at the gym: 'I'm a fitness guru!' Also me: 'Is this machine for sitting?'

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My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.

My team loses: 'Fire everyone! This is unacceptable!' My team wins: 'I knew it all along!'