Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty. My expectations vs reality chart is just a flatline.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty in a bun. My disappointment is immeasurable.

Ordered gourmet, got a sad squashed sandwich. Food delivery expectations vs reality is a whole genre.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got two sad patties on a deflated bun. Expectations vs. Reality.

Food delivery 'gourmet meal' vs. what arrived. I'm suing for emotional damage.

Food delivery expectation: gourmet meal. Reality: looks like it survived a warzone.

Ordered a gourmet burger. Got a sad patty on a soggy bun.