Me trying to use anime logic in real life: 'I can totally jump off this roof.'

Me trying to use my anime powers in real life when I stub my toe. It doesn't work.

Me trying to adult vs. how it looks in anime: *sparkles and epic music*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

My brain trying to use anime logic in a real-life argument.

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *attempts to run through walls*

Me trying to dramatically run in real life like an anime character. Tripped over air.